1 00:00:57,269 --> 00:00:58,269 Oh, no. 2 00:01:06,210 --> 00:01:07,149 Ed. 3 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:10,150 Ed, wait, please. Ed. Nope. Ed, just listen to me for one second. 4 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:12,450 Give me a minute. I don't want to hear it. Let's just talk, please. Kel, 5 00:01:12,450 --> 00:01:14,810 nothing to talk about. Yes, there is. There's nothing at all to talk about. 6 00:01:14,810 --> 00:01:16,850 is a mistake. Just give me one minute, Ed. I'm done. 7 00:01:17,570 --> 00:01:18,570 Ed. 8 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:42,530 You wanted to see me, Admiral. 9 00:01:42,810 --> 00:01:44,090 Head, have a seat. 10 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:52,910 I have good news. There's a ship available. 11 00:01:53,650 --> 00:01:55,230 It's a mid -level craft. 12 00:01:55,770 --> 00:01:57,570 The USS Orville. 13 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:02,770 It's not exactly a heavy cruiser, but it is an exploratory vessel. 14 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,270 And we're offering you command. 15 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:08,030 You're kidding. 16 00:02:08,050 --> 00:02:10,250 Honestly, we would have offered you a command earlier. 17 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:15,070 but you haven't really inspired anyone with all that much confidence this past 18 00:02:15,070 --> 00:02:20,270 year. I know. I've had some personal stuff that's been going on. It's not 19 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,370 worth going into. Can I have one of these mints? Those are marble. 20 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:27,590 Ed, I remember when you were at Union Point, you were at the top of your 21 00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:31,470 and your teachers all thought you'd be captaining a heavy cruiser before 40. 22 00:02:31,870 --> 00:02:38,450 This past year, the hardiness, the floppiness, my God, you've been put on 23 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,050 for coming into work hungover. 24 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:41,430 Six times. 25 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:45,750 Look, the truth is, you're nobody's first choice for this job. 26 00:02:45,970 --> 00:02:49,190 But we have 3 ,000 ships to staff, and we need captains. 27 00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:51,630 We're giving you one last chance. 28 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:54,250 I just need to know that you're ready. 29 00:02:55,910 --> 00:03:00,510 Well, look, Admiral, ever since I was a kid, I have wanted to serve on an 30 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:05,610 exploratory vessel. And for you to put me in the captain's chair, yes, I'm 31 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:07,050 ready. You can count on me. 32 00:03:07,390 --> 00:03:08,390 Good to hear. 33 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,600 Now, the Orville has a nearly full crew complement. Her previous captain retired 34 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,560 this month, but she's still short a helmsman and a first officer. We're 35 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:17,740 for an XO to become available. 36 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:22,080 Well, you know, I can get you the best helmsman in the fleet. 37 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:24,360 You mean Lieutenant Malloy? 38 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,060 I'm aware you two are friends. 39 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:30,980 Look, I know Gordon has his issues, but we all know there's nobody who can drive 40 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:34,620 a starship like him. Didn't he once draw a penis on the main viewing screen of 41 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:38,400 Outpost T -85? He's drawn a lot of penises on a lot of things, but, 42 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,980 If you were caught in an ion storm, who would you want at the helm? 43 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:46,440 Well, if you think you can keep him focused, it's your ship, Captain Mercer. 44 00:04:15,950 --> 00:04:16,950 Give me one sec. 45 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:18,089 What's going on here? 46 00:04:18,269 --> 00:04:22,750 Oh, this is a program I wrote where you can battle an ogre in a samurai village. 47 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:23,789 It's pretty cool, right? 48 00:04:23,790 --> 00:04:27,190 Yeah. Yeah, he's a badass fighter, but a gamer really needs personality. 49 00:04:27,590 --> 00:04:31,270 Hey, dude, this is my buddy Ed. Hey, Ed, nice to meet you. I'm Justin. How are 50 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:35,350 you? Oh, great, super. Always such a treat to meet one of Gordon's friends. 51 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:36,309 what's going on? 52 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,690 Gordon, I got a ship. 53 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:41,550 No freaking way! 54 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:44,110 The Orville Mid -Level Exploratory. 55 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,600 And she needs a helmsman. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Are you ready? Are you 56 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,920 serious? Dude, I was born ready. This is crazy. Holy crap, Justin. 57 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:52,180 We got shipped. 58 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:55,820 I am so excited for you guys right now. I mean, do you just feel, like, so 59 00:04:55,820 --> 00:04:57,820 blessed? We'll take a shuttle up at 0900. 60 00:04:58,060 --> 00:05:01,380 Sweet. Oh, hey, Justin, you got a ladybug on you. Oh, neat. 61 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,080 Ah! 62 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:05,800 You win. 63 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,320 Nice. 64 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,800 So how many ships in the fleet these days? 65 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,280 About 3 ,000 spread over the whole quadrant. 66 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:32,600 Which, when you think about the size of the galaxy, is actually... What is that? 67 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:33,780 Is that a beer? 68 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,140 Yeah. You're drinking a beer? 69 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:38,240 Yeah, I'm nervous. You know, it's a new ship. I want to make a good impression. 70 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,820 It's 9 .15 in the morning. 71 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:42,020 Give it to me. No. 72 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,440 Give me that, right? You can't have that when we dock. No, dude, it's one beer. 73 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,220 What, are you worried we're going to crash? I'm worried about my job, all 74 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:49,480 Oh, no. This is very important to me. What are you doing? 75 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,590 I hope you don't crash. Gordon, stop it. Whoa. 76 00:05:52,990 --> 00:05:57,490 Knock it off right now. This is not safe. This is wasted. This is my first 77 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:00,990 ever. I'm literally ordering you to stop me. I hope we don't crash. 78 00:06:03,650 --> 00:06:04,650 Sorry. 79 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:07,430 Okay. 80 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:11,150 Is that it? 81 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:26,040 It's not bad, right? No, it's good. 82 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,860 Paint some flames on the side, maybe like a rainbow unicorn. You got 83 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:33,640 Take us in. 84 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:07,800 So, to sum up, I just want to say I am thrilled to be your new captain. I want 85 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:11,580 this to be an efficient ship, tightly run, but also one that you're glad to be 86 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:12,479 serving on. 87 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,720 Everyone but the senior officers is dismissed. 88 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,260 Orville engineering crew, continue launch prep. 89 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:25,400 All right, Lieutenant Alara Katan, our chief of security. 90 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:26,739 Yes, sir. 91 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:27,760 You're Thalayan, right? 92 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,040 I am, sir. 93 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:30,960 Wait, don't you guys have, like, super strength? 94 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:35,760 Solea's gravitational pull is high compared to the planetary average, so 95 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,180 Earth's normal gravity, my physical strength is elevated. 96 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:40,100 Lieutenant, how old are you? 97 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,640 Twenty -three. You're twenty -three, and you're chief of security on a starship. 98 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:47,460 Soleans don't usually join the military, so when one of us does, the Union 99 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:48,780 generally fast -tracks us. 100 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:50,900 Well, I'm sure they know what they're doing. 101 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:56,020 Sir, I know I'm not as experienced as you were expecting, but you can count on 102 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:56,939 me. 103 00:07:56,940 --> 00:07:57,940 I hope so. 104 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:01,940 Lieutenant John Lamar, our navigator. How's it going, John? 105 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:05,180 How's it going, man? How's it going with you? It's going good. It says here 106 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:08,100 you're a level 8 helmsman, too. That's pretty impressive. 107 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:09,340 Yeah, that's right. 108 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:14,500 So our lab captain let us have soda on the bridge while we were working, and I 109 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,780 just want to make sure that's still okay. 110 00:08:17,140 --> 00:08:20,620 Yeah, if you keep it below the equipment and don't spill any, sure. 111 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,260 Oh, I dig it. Boom. 112 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:25,349 All right. 113 00:08:25,350 --> 00:08:28,550 Lieutenant Commander Bordas, our second officer. 114 00:08:28,970 --> 00:08:33,230 You know, I've never met a single gender species before. Your entire species is 115 00:08:33,230 --> 00:08:35,230 male, isn't it? That is correct, sir. 116 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:39,490 So there's probably not a lot of arguments about leaving the toilet seat 117 00:08:39,490 --> 00:08:40,389 that kind of thing, right? 118 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:43,409 No. Moklins urinate only once per year. 119 00:08:44,410 --> 00:08:47,590 Really? That's... I mean, I'm up two, three times a night. 120 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:49,070 That is unfortunate. 121 00:08:51,650 --> 00:08:52,650 It is. 122 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:56,390 Dr. Claire Finn, you're my chief medical officer, yes? 123 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:58,230 Yes, sir, I am. Welcome aboard. 124 00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:00,210 Your credentials are exceptional. 125 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:04,390 Molecular surgery, DNA engineering, psychiatry. You could be posted on a 126 00:09:04,390 --> 00:09:08,070 cruiser. What are you doing on the Orville? I always request my transfers 127 00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:09,070 on where I think I'm needed. 128 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:10,970 I feel more stimulated that way. 129 00:09:11,270 --> 00:09:12,790 And so what made you request this ship? 130 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:16,590 Well, this is your first command, and I think you could use my help. 131 00:09:17,510 --> 00:09:18,950 So you think I might screw up? 132 00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:20,830 No, sir, I didn't say that, sir. 133 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,860 Well, no, but you implied that you don't think I have the balls to do this job. 134 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:27,720 Well, I am your doctor, sir, and if your balls are under par, I'll know. 135 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:34,740 All right, and finally, Isaac, our science and engineering officer, hailing 136 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,740 Kalon One. 137 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,179 Affirmative, sir. 138 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:40,840 You know, I gotta tell you, I was surprised to see any Kalon serving in 139 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:44,060 fleet. Aren't you guys legendarily racist? 140 00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:49,410 My planet regards humans and other biological life forms as inferior, if 141 00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:50,229 your inference. 142 00:09:50,230 --> 00:09:51,310 Oh, that's great, thanks. 143 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:52,550 You are welcome. 144 00:09:52,590 --> 00:09:54,070 So what are you doing on a Union ship? 145 00:09:54,390 --> 00:09:58,610 Your fleet's admiralty offered a posting to any Kalon willing to take it as an 146 00:09:58,610 --> 00:10:01,330 effort to initiate relations between Kalon and the Union. 147 00:10:01,610 --> 00:10:02,610 We accepted. 148 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:07,510 I was chosen to represent my planet. I see it as an ideal opportunity to study 149 00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:08,510 human behavior. 150 00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:11,350 Well, we'll, uh, we'll try not to bore you. 151 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:13,900 You will find me to be your most capable officer. 152 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:17,040 All right, everybody settle in. 153 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,620 We ship out this afternoon. 154 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,280 Hey, what's up? 155 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:31,800 Hey, man. Come on in. 156 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,740 Figured I'd introduce myself since we're going to be working full shift 157 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:35,740 together. 158 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,540 Translation, you want to make sure I'm not a jerk. 159 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Something like that. 160 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:40,850 Dude, I'm such a jerk. It's ridiculous. 161 00:10:41,170 --> 00:10:42,930 Okay, well, so am I, so this is gonna work out great. 162 00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:44,530 Gordon Malloy. John Lamar. 163 00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:45,830 Cool. 164 00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:48,670 So, uh, I heard you've been out of commission for a minute. 165 00:10:49,370 --> 00:10:52,670 Well, not out of commission, but, uh, definitely kept on desk duty. 166 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:54,090 Well, what'd you do? 167 00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:56,130 I mean, your piloting skills are kind of legendary. 168 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:57,650 How'd you get suspended? 169 00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:00,970 I let my cousin shoot a porno in the back of a shuttle in exchange for some 170 00:11:00,970 --> 00:11:01,970 pills. 171 00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:03,029 Well, wait. 172 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,030 No, really? 173 00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:06,670 Man, look at your face. 174 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:11,310 No, no, no. I did a manual override on a tricky shuttle docking and sheared off 175 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:12,310 a cargo bay door. 176 00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:16,570 Yeah, nobody was hurt, but 300 crates of authentic autumn squash were sucked 177 00:11:16,570 --> 00:11:17,469 into space. 178 00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:18,530 Well, that's a lot of damn squash. 179 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:20,450 Yeah. I was trying to impress a girl. 180 00:11:20,770 --> 00:11:22,250 Ah, I can respect that. 181 00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:23,890 Needless to say, it didn't go over too well. 182 00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:27,410 If it weren't for Ed, I probably wouldn't be back at the helm for a lot 183 00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:28,770 than this, if ever. 184 00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:32,090 Well, just steer with your hair from now on, and you'll be okay. 185 00:11:32,870 --> 00:11:34,650 Yeah. See you on the bridge. 186 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,300 Delivering supplies to the science station on Epsilon 2. 187 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:51,640 Hey, sir, I'm not complaining. It'll be great just to be out there. 188 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,580 Uh, is there any word yet on a first officer? 189 00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:56,620 I should have an update in a few hours. 190 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,840 Sounds like you won't have to wait much longer. 191 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,800 Safe travels, Captain. 192 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:04,940 Captain? 193 00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:24,010 Captain, we've received the green light from Dockyard Tower and we're cleared 194 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,010 for departure. 195 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,330 Tell them we're good to go. 196 00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:29,650 Lieutenant Malloy, take us out. 197 00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:31,170 Aye, sir. 198 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:32,830 Departing Dockyard. 199 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,520 Dockyard perimeter cleared. 200 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,260 Set course for Epsilon and engage quantum drive. 201 00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:51,000 Course set. 202 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,340 Drive engaged. 203 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:09,960 EPA, 19 hours, 51 minutes. 204 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,060 I've never been to the Epsilon Science Station. What's it like? 205 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:17,140 Epsilon -2 is an outpost devoted exclusively to scientific inquiry. 206 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:21,700 Researchers from all over the galaxy petitioned to work there. Really? Wow. 207 00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:24,140 Any good bars? 208 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,520 I will investigate. 209 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:29,320 You don't have to investigate that. I have already obtained the information. 210 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,280 Oh. Shall I withhold it? 211 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,540 No, you can tell us. There are no bars. 212 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:34,860 How about strip clubs? 213 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,440 Gordon. Sorry. There are no strip clubs. 214 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:41,760 Captain. There's a message coming in from Admiral Halsey. It says that an 215 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:45,180 executive officer has become available and can rendezvous with the Orville at 216 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,180 Station 794. 217 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,220 That's great. That's barely out of our way. Who is it? 218 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,860 He wants me to forward it to you privately. 219 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,720 All right. Send it to my station. 220 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,840 No. 221 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,280 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What's the matter? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, 222 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,560 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 223 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,910 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 224 00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:12,570 No, no, no, no. Ah, crap. Sorry, man. You okay? 225 00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:14,670 Yeah, it's all good, man. You okay? Yeah, all good. Sorry. 226 00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:15,930 All right. No worries. 227 00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:20,530 Calm down, Ed, and be professional about this. Oh, please. There is nothing at 228 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,370 all professional about this situation. 229 00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:26,690 Okay, this is my ex -wife, who I have not seen since my divorce a year ago 230 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:30,490 I walked in on her banging a retepsian. I know this isn't ideal, but she is the 231 00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:34,070 only qualified XO available, and the staff profile compatibility program 232 00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:36,350 indicated your skill sets complement... 233 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:40,440 hers oh it did see if your compatibility program can get blue out of a white 234 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,100 lampshade ed you need to calm yourself here god i can't even believe this is 235 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:47,700 happening look she is the only current option and if you make a stink about an 236 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:52,420 exo assignment one day into your first command with your record it's not gonna 237 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:56,500 look good and you're telling me she's okay with this ed she requested it 238 00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:32,350 Sir, shuttle bay reports the XO's shuttle has docked. Can you tell her to 239 00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:33,350 straight to my office? 240 00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:34,430 Aye, sir. 241 00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:39,550 The captain does not appear to be pleased at the arrival of his first 242 00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:40,730 Why is this? 243 00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:42,130 Because she's a total bitch. 244 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:43,389 You know her? 245 00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:44,390 Oh, yeah. 246 00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:45,410 They were married. 247 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:46,590 No way. 248 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,770 She cheated on him. Oh, damn, that's cold. 249 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:52,550 Yeah, so this should be a really fun trip for all of us. Your description of 250 00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:56,530 occurrence indicates unpleasantness, yet you believe it will be fun. 251 00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:58,690 I was being sarcastic. It's going to suck. 252 00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:00,690 Suck? Yeah, suck. 253 00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:02,010 You know, like ass, balls. 254 00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:05,530 What he means is if you don't already drink, you should probably start. 255 00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:09,170 Perhaps we should not be talking about this. Oh, no, no, no. We're talking 256 00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:12,109 this. It does not seem appropriate. Oh, no, we're definitely talking about it. 257 00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:13,150 This is a thing. 258 00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:22,670 Come in. 259 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,800 Can I come in? 260 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,180 Nice office. 261 00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:38,460 Thank you. 262 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:39,860 Did you pick out the furniture? 263 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,440 You know, I didn't, but if you're really interested in the furniture, I'd be 264 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,340 happy to get all the information I can about it. I could have somebody compile 265 00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:49,280 full report and have it sent to your quarters this afternoon. Maybe you'd 266 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,480 something nice for your new apartment. 267 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,180 Are you all finished? 268 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,740 Well, you know, I thought I was, but apparently you're not. 269 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,720 Ed. 270 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:00,940 I can't apologize enough. 271 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:05,700 I know it doesn't matter to you, but I am sorrier for what I did to you than 272 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,460 anything I've ever done in my entire life. 273 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:12,720 You know, I've done a pretty good job getting over all this in the past year. 274 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,720 And I'm over it. 275 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:18,800 So why don't you tell me what the hell you're doing here? I heard about your 276 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800 promotion. 277 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,860 I also heard there was no XO available. 278 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:25,420 And you know how the fleet admirals are. They don't like to see a captain on his 279 00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:26,420 own for too long. 280 00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:31,970 And I figured I'd wronged you so badly that if there was something good I could 281 00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:35,110 do for you, it'd help me atone in some way. 282 00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:36,790 So I requested a transfer. 283 00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:39,270 I literally bailed on my own crewmates to come here. 284 00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:42,510 Well, you bailed on a whole marriage, so I imagine that was a piece of cake for 285 00:18:42,510 --> 00:18:45,770 you. And look, I'm not saying what I did wasn't disgraceful, but I only did it 286 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:46,770 because I didn't have you. 287 00:18:46,970 --> 00:18:50,190 Ah, there it is. How long did that take you? How many minutes into this 288 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:52,850 conversation? You were working nonstop, okay? 289 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,890 There were entire days I wouldn't see you. Yeah, I was working for us. 290 00:18:56,300 --> 00:19:00,180 Kelly, for you and I. You know this. I didn't ask you to do that. Okay? You 291 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:03,080 shut off from our relationship. I didn't know how to handle it. So you banged 292 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,820 Papa Smurf in our bed. That's one way to handle it. Gerulio was there when you 293 00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:08,380 weren't. And you know how many times I tried to talk to you, but you just kept 294 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:11,820 putting me off? When did you try to talk to me where it wasn't like an incident? 295 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:17,160 I was the one who suggested couples counseling. Couples counseling. The 296 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:22,200 therapist was your brother -in -law. Look, this, okay, this ship is what I've 297 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,700 been waiting for my entire career. 298 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,120 My entire life. 299 00:19:25,649 --> 00:19:27,150 So why are you doing this to me? 300 00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:34,030 As soon as another XO becomes available, I'll be the one to request a transfer. 301 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,180 Well, hey. 302 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,600 Hi there. 303 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,300 I was just on my way to the john. 304 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,100 Well, I'm glad I bumped into you. 305 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,599 Do you have a second? 306 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,000 Sure. I can hold it. 307 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:16,540 Okay. 308 00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:20,920 Gordon, I just want to make sure... You should probably call me Lieutenant 309 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,400 Malloy, seeing as how you're my boss now, sir. 310 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,060 Right. Lieutenant. 311 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:31,280 I just want to make sure that everything's all right between us. I 312 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,600 assuming that you and Ed are still close. 313 00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:33,860 Yeah. 314 00:20:34,409 --> 00:20:35,409 Yeah. 315 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:40,450 What happened between Ed and I, that was a mistake. 316 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,070 A big one. 317 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:46,250 And I guess I just want to know that you're going to be okay taking orders 318 00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,250 me. Oh, yeah. 319 00:20:47,650 --> 00:20:50,330 Oh, yeah. No, no. I'm a professional. Don't worry about that. 320 00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:51,829 It's good to hear. 321 00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:54,490 Actually, the folks up on the bridge were asking about you earlier. 322 00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:57,790 I was telling them you're actually a really cool person. 323 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,410 Really? I kind of primed the pump for you up there, you know? 324 00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:02,950 All good vibes. 325 00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:07,350 Very magnanimous of you. I got you. I got you. 326 00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:13,270 So, um, permission to pee? 327 00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,090 Oh, granted, yes. 328 00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:16,310 Sweet, sweet. 329 00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:19,770 Hey, I'm gonna go look up what magnanimous means. 330 00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:21,290 Great. Great. 331 00:21:22,070 --> 00:21:24,030 I mean, pee first, though. 332 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,090 Priorities. You know it. 333 00:21:48,629 --> 00:21:50,250 Entering orbit of Epsilon 2. 334 00:21:50,870 --> 00:21:52,690 Lieutenant Catan, signal them we're ready. 335 00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:53,910 Aye, Commander. 336 00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:57,050 Man, you could cut the tension with a knife. 337 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,390 Do not make eye contact. 338 00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:02,770 Orville to Epsilon Science Station. We're here and ready to bring down 339 00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:05,870 Orville, this is Dr. Aronoff. I'm chief of this facility. 340 00:22:06,130 --> 00:22:07,170 May I speak to your captain? 341 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,410 Put him on the viewer. 342 00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:13,090 Dr. Aronoff, this is Captain Ed Mercer. We're about to start sending down your 343 00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:14,090 supplies. 344 00:22:14,390 --> 00:22:17,290 Actually, Captain, we don't need any supplies. 345 00:22:18,389 --> 00:22:22,650 I don't understand. You requested these supplies yourself, yeah? I did. I'm 346 00:22:22,650 --> 00:22:25,310 sorry. I wouldn't have lied unless I had to. 347 00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:28,470 Please, come down to the surface. I will explain everything. 348 00:22:29,810 --> 00:22:30,810 This is really strange. 349 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,330 That's a great way to start things off. 350 00:22:32,910 --> 00:22:33,910 Ortis, you have the con. 351 00:22:34,090 --> 00:22:35,290 Lieutenant, you're with us. 352 00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:37,850 See that dog in the background licking his balls? 353 00:22:38,210 --> 00:22:39,210 First thing I saw. 354 00:23:12,699 --> 00:23:15,700 Captain Mercer, welcome to Epsilon 2. Thank you for coming. 355 00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:20,160 Dr. Aronoff, this is my security chief, Alara Katan, my chief medical officer, 356 00:23:20,260 --> 00:23:20,999 Claire Finn. 357 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,100 Pleasure. And my ex -wife, Kelly Grayson. 358 00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:24,580 I'm his first officer. 359 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:29,060 But if any of your research team needs an artless, jabby nail shoulder massage, 360 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,100 she's the best there is. 361 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:34,040 Doctor, you want to tell us why you falsely diverted a starship on active 362 00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:35,780 You know you could do time for that. 363 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,040 We need protection. 364 00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:38,540 Protection from what? 365 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,640 The krill. 366 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,840 There have been no krill ships sighted in this area. 367 00:23:42,350 --> 00:23:43,350 Come inside. I'll explain. 368 00:23:53,070 --> 00:23:54,070 Wow. 369 00:23:55,590 --> 00:23:58,190 No wonder they call this place the scientist's playground. 370 00:23:58,950 --> 00:24:02,330 Incredible, isn't it? Yeah. Here, follow me through the botany lab. 371 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,100 We're doing genetic research and development here that will change the 372 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:13,100 the galaxy. 373 00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:25,840 Is that one of your projects? 374 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,000 No, no. That's Dr. Jorvik, our chief botanist. Keep up, please. 375 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:36,300 What sort of research are you doing here? 376 00:24:36,940 --> 00:24:39,410 Oh, well, uh... This is a redwood seed. 377 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,070 Looks pretty ordinary, yes? 378 00:24:41,370 --> 00:24:46,690 Sure. Well, this seed has been genetically engineered with tardigrade 379 00:24:46,690 --> 00:24:49,370 means it can survive and grow in anything. 380 00:24:49,570 --> 00:24:50,970 Rock, metal, sand. 381 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:54,750 It can exist 100 years without water. You can toss this seed in the middle of 382 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:57,550 the Sahara, and in a century, you'll have a towering redwood. 383 00:24:57,850 --> 00:24:58,950 That's really impressive. 384 00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:01,230 And as a bonus, a healthy snack. 385 00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:02,450 Try some. 386 00:25:07,150 --> 00:25:09,610 Yeah, it's very tasty. Listen, Dr. Aronoff, why are we here? 387 00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:16,110 I couldn't tell you the real reason we needed a union ship because I couldn't 388 00:25:16,110 --> 00:25:18,550 risk divulging the information over open communications. 389 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:20,050 This way. 390 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:35,210 This is Janice Lee, one of our most brilliant young physicists. 391 00:25:35,630 --> 00:25:36,630 Hello. Hi. 392 00:25:36,830 --> 00:25:40,810 Janet has been experimenting with temporal fields and has made, well, a 393 00:25:40,810 --> 00:25:42,610 breakthrough would be an understatement. 394 00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:58,050 So, it's an anti -banana ray. 395 00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,189 It's really interesting. 396 00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:00,850 We need no longer fear the banana. 397 00:26:01,110 --> 00:26:02,670 Does it work on all fruit? What about salads? 398 00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:05,270 Do you understand what happened to this banana? 399 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,120 It's rotten because a month has passed. Since we got here, yeah, that's what it 400 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:13,900 feels like. Captain Mercer, this banana is suspended in a quantum bubble that 401 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:15,460 can be adjusted to accelerate time. 402 00:26:15,820 --> 00:26:17,800 Out here, only a few moments have passed. 403 00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:20,700 Inside the bubble, it's a month in the future. 404 00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:22,480 Does it work in both directions? 405 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:25,840 Like, could somebody use it to go backward in time and tell their younger 406 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,180 not to make a terrible life decision? 407 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,960 Hey, will you get a rest for, like, five minutes? 408 00:26:29,180 --> 00:26:31,360 No, I didn't mean that. I know what you meant. No, I just meant, like, tell 409 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,360 yourself not to... 410 00:26:32,510 --> 00:26:36,410 Break your leg in that fall, or don't eat too many carbs, or don't get 411 00:26:36,490 --> 00:26:40,250 but is that how it works? No, the field can only accelerate the forward pace of 412 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,250 time, Captain. 413 00:26:41,390 --> 00:26:46,370 We have figured out a way to use quantum field technology to manipulate the 414 00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:47,370 speed of events. 415 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,510 Sir, I've read about this hypothetical. 416 00:26:50,050 --> 00:26:53,950 Quantum field manipulation of the flow of time is theoretically possible. 417 00:26:54,790 --> 00:26:56,750 Wait, so you're serious? 418 00:26:57,230 --> 00:26:58,950 My God. Think of the benefits. 419 00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:01,210 Entire crops grown in the blink of an eye. 420 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,660 Starving populations supplied with limitless amounts of food overnight. 421 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,720 Life -threatening wounds healed instantly. 422 00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:12,060 Or entire armies reduced to frail elders instantly. You do realize this could 423 00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:13,160 also be used as a weapon. 424 00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:14,420 That's why you're here. 425 00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:18,280 We couldn't rest sending word to the Union fleet about what we discovered. If 426 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,500 the Krillin decepted it, they could have been here long before you. 427 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,600 Well, we're only one ship and not a big one, so we better get help. 428 00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:25,940 How fast does the field of acceleration go? 429 00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:28,140 How would you like to see a 100 -year -old, Banana? 430 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:29,980 Watch this. 431 00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:34,550 Mercer to Bortus. 432 00:27:34,970 --> 00:27:35,949 Bortus here, sir. 433 00:27:35,950 --> 00:27:39,890 Get a coded message to Union Central that Epsilon -2 is in possession of... 434 00:27:39,890 --> 00:27:41,290 down that comm scanner, Captain. 435 00:27:52,110 --> 00:27:55,450 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? What's going on? Put down that comm scanner and 436 00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:56,930 drop all your weapons now. 437 00:27:57,290 --> 00:27:59,450 Listen, I don't know what... Okay, 438 00:28:02,090 --> 00:28:03,090 okay. Relax. 439 00:28:03,770 --> 00:28:06,150 Move. Derek, what the hell are you doing? 440 00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:07,490 Of course it's a Derek. 441 00:28:07,690 --> 00:28:08,690 Who is this man? 442 00:28:08,710 --> 00:28:10,090 Derek Ashton. He's a lab technician. 443 00:28:10,370 --> 00:28:13,430 He's been here over a year. I don't understand this. Explain yourself. 444 00:28:13,850 --> 00:28:15,230 Ashton to Creel Vessel. 445 00:28:15,770 --> 00:28:16,709 It's time. 446 00:28:16,710 --> 00:28:18,910 Derek, listen to me. Don't do this. Back off! 447 00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:27,190 Back off! 448 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:28,330 Back off! 449 00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:30,230 Look, you can stay back. Stay where you are. 450 00:28:30,430 --> 00:28:31,510 What is the Captain Mercer? 451 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,100 We've just detected a Krill destroyer entering orbit. 452 00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:46,040 Raise deflector screens. 453 00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:47,300 Deflector screens up. 454 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,780 Two Krill shuttles are heading for the surface. 455 00:29:01,290 --> 00:29:03,870 Captain, there are Krill soldiers heading down to you. 456 00:29:05,470 --> 00:29:06,470 Captain. 457 00:29:06,770 --> 00:29:09,410 God, there's no way we're going to be out by five today, are we? 458 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,510 Captain, do you read? 459 00:29:12,770 --> 00:29:16,030 Answer him. Tell him the Krill come in peace and to stand down all weapons. 460 00:29:16,230 --> 00:29:18,470 They won't believe me. Do it. Listen. Do it now. 461 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,830 Okay. Captain, do you read? 462 00:29:21,230 --> 00:29:22,230 Please respond. 463 00:29:22,450 --> 00:29:23,450 Say something. 464 00:29:24,050 --> 00:29:26,470 Mercer to Bordas. The Krill are here in peace. 465 00:29:27,170 --> 00:29:28,690 They just came down for... 466 00:29:29,439 --> 00:29:31,640 The lab is having a pizza party and the Krill are invited. 467 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,200 Can we please go down there? 468 00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:36,880 Did you say a pizza party? 469 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,340 It's for office birthdays. 470 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,520 A lot of September birthdays down here. 471 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:46,740 Pilar, good work. 472 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,700 Fortis, the Krill are here to attack. Keep the weapons charged and the 473 00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:53,880 deflectors up until we can get to you. There is no pizza party. I repeat, there 474 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:54,960 is no pizza party. 475 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,760 She's dead. 476 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:02,360 My gosh, he must be over 125 years old. Dr. Arnov, we have to get the device 477 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,600 back to the Orville. What do we need? 478 00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:05,920 Detach the main generator and grab the controller device. 479 00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:17,300 That was not... 480 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,680 Warble to Krill ship. 481 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,780 Call off your attack on the surface or we will respond. 482 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,520 The Krill are powering weapons. 483 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,660 Deflectors are at two -thirds power. 484 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:47,020 Return fire. 485 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,240 Is there another way out of here? 486 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,320 There's an old loading conduit, but it's across the atrium. We're going to have 487 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,740 to sprint for it. All right, get ready. Doc, stay behind Alara. 488 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,360 Which one's Alara? Oh, I'm Alara. Sorry, still learning names. 489 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,400 Now. 490 00:31:51,150 --> 00:31:52,330 Reflectors at half power. 491 00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:55,630 Sir, I think I can buy us some time till we can get the landing party back. 492 00:31:55,870 --> 00:31:56,870 Let me wing it here. 493 00:31:57,330 --> 00:31:58,330 Proceed. 494 00:31:59,110 --> 00:32:01,010 It's something I call hugging the donkey. 495 00:32:01,290 --> 00:32:04,330 You can hug the donkey. Dude, I've been hugging the donkey since flight school. 496 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:38,100 It's dead. 497 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,100 Door's jammed. 498 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,880 Alara, you want to open this jar of pickles for me? 499 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:55,060 I loosened it for you. 500 00:33:01,130 --> 00:33:03,090 Get the device back to the shuttle. We'll cover you. 501 00:33:03,310 --> 00:33:04,310 Got it. 502 00:33:45,610 --> 00:33:46,610 Everybody strap in. 503 00:33:49,370 --> 00:33:50,710 Shuttle to Orville. We're on our way. 504 00:33:59,510 --> 00:34:01,130 Captain, let me see that shoulder. 505 00:34:02,610 --> 00:34:03,610 Does it hurt? 506 00:34:03,730 --> 00:34:04,790 Yeah, it hurts like hell. 507 00:34:05,030 --> 00:34:06,130 That means it's not that bad. 508 00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:09,650 What are you talking about, Kelly? I literally just said it hurts like hell. 509 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:12,090 When he's really in pain, he gives straight answers with no cussing. 510 00:34:12,439 --> 00:34:15,199 He's just hoping you give him drugs. That's a bunch of crap, Kelly. I'm in 511 00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:16,840 pain here. Why, do you have drugs? 512 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:18,620 Everything's on the table. 513 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,120 Approaching ionosphere. 514 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,239 Adjusting attitude. 515 00:34:30,739 --> 00:34:31,738 Mercer to Borda. 516 00:34:31,739 --> 00:34:34,020 Are you going to be able to cut the deflectors long enough for us to get 517 00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:37,219 through? It may not matter, sir. The deflectors are almost gone. 518 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,699 Oh, boy, that can't be good. 519 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,280 If they won't fire on us, they know we have the device. 520 00:34:44,270 --> 00:34:45,570 Give me the device. 521 00:34:56,570 --> 00:35:00,750 Give me the device, and perhaps I will not harm you. 522 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:05,310 All right, he's got a gun. 523 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:07,190 We have something better. 524 00:35:07,470 --> 00:35:09,550 Mike, seatbelts. 525 00:35:19,529 --> 00:35:20,670 Deflectors are depleted. 526 00:35:29,630 --> 00:35:31,430 That was a piece of the upper engine! 527 00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:32,890 We've lost helm control! 528 00:35:33,330 --> 00:35:36,850 Mercer to Orville, we've lost navigational control and we're about 12 529 00:35:36,850 --> 00:35:38,570 away from hitting you like a bug in a windshield. 530 00:35:38,910 --> 00:35:41,930 Lieutenant, can you align the shuttle bay doors with their trajectory? 531 00:35:42,410 --> 00:35:45,490 Sir, even if I was the best helmsman in the galaxy, that's virtually impossible. 532 00:35:46,330 --> 00:35:47,330 If you can... 533 00:35:48,009 --> 00:35:49,009 Hug the donkey. 534 00:35:49,590 --> 00:35:50,590 You can do this. 535 00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:54,290 Come on, man. You got this. 536 00:35:55,390 --> 00:35:56,390 You can do it. 537 00:35:58,470 --> 00:36:00,770 Like threading a needle in a hurricane, but I'll try. 538 00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:22,479 done, Lieutenant. 539 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,220 Sir, since I pulled that off, can I please wear shorts to work? 540 00:36:25,420 --> 00:36:27,480 I've already said no. Return fire. 541 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:36,800 Figure that quilt! 542 00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:41,680 Union vessel, surrender and prepare to be boarded. 543 00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:48,660 Upper and middle engines are gone, Captain. I have failed you. Ship's in 544 00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:50,220 piece. Bordas, I couldn't have done better. 545 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,880 Isaac, if I can buy us some time, can you restore enough power to the lower 546 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,920 engine to get us out of here? I can try, sir. 547 00:36:56,140 --> 00:36:56,638 Do it. 548 00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,260 Alara, hail the commander of the Krill ship. Captain, he's already signaling 549 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,600 Put him on. 550 00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:05,740 Krill commander, this is Captain Ed Mercer. Break off your attack and we can 551 00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:06,740 talk. 552 00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:11,640 Give me the device, human, or I will destroy your ship. 553 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:15,240 Sorry, can you move like two steps to your right? 554 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,740 What? Just like a little tiny bit. Just a lot of dead space there. 555 00:37:19,609 --> 00:37:22,770 Yeah, just right there. Perfect. Yeah, sorry. You were just very weirdly 556 00:37:22,850 --> 00:37:24,910 It was all I could focus on. Anyway, what is it you want? 557 00:37:25,150 --> 00:37:26,950 You know what I want. 558 00:37:27,390 --> 00:37:30,430 Sorry. Right. Yeah, sorry. I'm a little distracted lately. I just got out of a 559 00:37:30,430 --> 00:37:34,110 rough marriage, and it's been a difficult time. My wife had an affair. 560 00:37:34,110 --> 00:37:36,890 God. Are you really bringing this up right now? I'm trying to keep him 561 00:37:37,330 --> 00:37:41,190 What? Oh, my God. You're bringing him into our... No, I'm just buying us some 562 00:37:41,190 --> 00:37:44,230 time. Let me ask you something. Do you make an effort to balance your career 563 00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:45,230 with your home life? 564 00:37:45,650 --> 00:37:48,410 A marriage is work. It takes work, right? 565 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,700 Compromise. On both sides, yes. 566 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,140 And if you didn't make that effort, would you be surprised if your wife 567 00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:55,200 comfort in the arms of another? 568 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,780 No, that would be selfish. 569 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,860 No, that would be selfish. Yeah, yeah, because both of you are complete 570 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,620 saints. You know what? I don't have to sit here and listen. 571 00:38:03,220 --> 00:38:04,880 Enough! Emergency power! 572 00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:09,980 You have 20 seconds to give me the device, or you will die. 573 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:11,360 Isaac, what about that engine? 574 00:38:11,660 --> 00:38:13,560 Still only at partial power, sir. 575 00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:15,820 Alara, put the krill on hold. 576 00:38:17,740 --> 00:38:18,740 I have an idea. 577 00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:19,860 What is it? 578 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:20,920 Let's give them the device. 579 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,240 What? Dr. Aronoff, can you preset the field to fire up at a specific intensity 580 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:26,240 the moment the curl activated? 581 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:30,100 I think so, but why? And the field can accelerate time 100 years, correct? 582 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,440 Yes, it can. 583 00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:33,300 About how long it takes a redwood to grow. 584 00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:45,980 Allara, put him back on. 585 00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:49,900 All right, Commander, you win. 586 00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:53,920 We'll send you the device by remote shuttle. When you receive it, we'll 587 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,380 the activation code. Do not take long. 588 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,960 We won't. 589 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,180 Maybe she's not such a bitch. 590 00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:06,600 State -of -the -art weaponry on this ship, and we're using glue. 591 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,160 My favorite part of being a fleet officer, the arts and crafts. 592 00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:13,080 You know, if we had time, I'd make a macaroni man to put on here. 593 00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:15,700 You can make a macaroni man? I make really good macaroni men. 594 00:39:18,410 --> 00:39:19,410 All right, let's get her out of here. 595 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:38,670 The shuttle is aboard the Krill ship. 596 00:39:39,050 --> 00:39:40,050 Signal them. 597 00:39:41,230 --> 00:39:42,930 All right, Commander, you have it. 598 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:47,010 Excellent. Now, give me the activation code. 599 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:54,340 The code is 6 -Alpha -937 -Alpha -300. 600 00:39:58,220 --> 00:39:59,740 Happy Arbor Day. 601 00:40:20,789 --> 00:40:21,930 Wait, what's Arbor Day? 602 00:40:22,370 --> 00:40:24,030 It's the holiday where you plant the trees. 603 00:40:24,270 --> 00:40:26,370 Oh, yeah. No, I didn't get that either. 604 00:40:26,650 --> 00:40:29,130 You knew what Arbor Day was, right? I actually had to think a second. 605 00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:30,470 Kind of confusing. 606 00:40:30,490 --> 00:40:32,110 Nobody knows what Arbor Day is. No. 607 00:40:32,350 --> 00:40:34,950 No. I knew. We do not. What would you have said? 608 00:40:35,230 --> 00:40:37,590 I would have said, you got wood. 609 00:40:38,170 --> 00:40:39,170 Yeah. 610 00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:40,730 Yes. 611 00:40:41,150 --> 00:40:42,210 Yeah, that is better, isn't it? 612 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:57,820 Hi. I didn't want to bother you unless I had, so you've kind of kept to yourself 613 00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:58,820 these last few days. 614 00:40:58,980 --> 00:41:02,920 Yeah, the Admiral's want a full report on the Epsilon -2 stuff, so it's just 615 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:03,859 taking a while. 616 00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:04,860 Yeah, you need some help? 617 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:05,880 No, I got it. 618 00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:11,080 So, um, I just wanted to tell you that Lieutenant Commander Murphy... Sorry. 619 00:41:11,380 --> 00:41:14,540 Excuse me. Can you just... Not now. 620 00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:15,960 Just... We're talking. 621 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,320 Yes, good. You got it. Good. 622 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,320 Lieutenant Commander Murphy of the USS Chanute just... Oh, my God. Just come 623 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,580 back. Just do it later. Thank you. Just not now. We're having a conversation. 624 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,700 Yes, thank you. Good. Thumbs up. Okay. 625 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:29,939 Sorry, go ahead. 626 00:41:29,940 --> 00:41:33,620 Lieutenant Commander Murphy of the USS Chanute just got promoted. So now he's 627 00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:35,040 eligible for a first officer position. 628 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:36,840 And he's a friend of mine. 629 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,880 So I told him he could have this poster. 630 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,480 He's a great guy. You're gonna love him. 631 00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:44,580 And I'll be out of your hair by the end of the day. 632 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,240 Okay. 633 00:41:56,700 --> 00:42:01,340 Wait. I never really said thank you for what you did. 634 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,700 You saved the ship. 635 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,480 I was just doing my job. 636 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,380 You were always better at solving my problems than I was. 637 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,060 You were always wise. 638 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,480 No. 639 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,420 Thank you for saying that. 640 00:42:29,819 --> 00:42:32,620 Kelly, I'm asking you to stay. 641 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:42,000 Really? You're one hell of an XO, and I think you'd make a fine addition to this 642 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000 crew. 643 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:48,480 And you're not concerned about the other stuff? 644 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:50,640 We'll figure it out. 645 00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:57,120 Welcome to the Orville, Commander Grayson. 646 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:11,220 Come in. 647 00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:16,240 Commander Grayson, have a seat. I can't stay long. 648 00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:21,440 I just wanted to say thank you for trusting me. 649 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,020 Your father and I were close. I owed him one. 650 00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:28,780 Regardless, it looks like you were right about Ed. 651 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,360 You made a hell of a plea for us to give him that command. 652 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,280 Honestly, I don't think we would have done it otherwise. 653 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:36,760 I know. 654 00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:40,520 But he's a smart officer who just had a little rough patch. 655 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:41,899 Does he know? 656 00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:44,520 No. And I plan on keeping it that way. 657 00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:48,720 Well, he's lucky to have you on his side. 658 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:50,080 Thank you. 659 00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:52,340 Take care, Admiral.